Captain has been complaining about my new love , saying my contribution to the 78ers blog has been dropping dramatically ! I'll leave that matter for you all to find out the truth. Anyway, this posting is done on behalf of Captain ( he's too lazy to write after turning 49 ! ).
Captain's dancing to joy that he's turned 49 & has not written anything to the blog this month.
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says verySlowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very carefully ...A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says verySlowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very carefully ...A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Captain's dancing to joy that he's turned 49 & has not written anything to the blog this month.
CAPTAIN: Listen very carefully ..... I have been busy sending new materials to our TaliPoon for his NEW LOVE. If you wish to find out what the "apple of his eyes" is ..... Please ask him!!!
哈哈哈！THE CLUES ARE THESE MONKEYS!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment