Showing posts with label UMNO Chut Ngeow ..... Beh Tahan Lah. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

UMNO Chut Ngeow ..... Beh Tahan Lor!!!!

It started with an innocent question from Wong Sir:-


What is colorless, odorless, weightless, and if you put it in a can, it will make the can lighter (weigh less)?




OUR FRIEND UMNO 鱼捉猫 sums it up several days and several hundreds of email later with possible answers from several 1978ers :-


Mama mia it is fast & furious indeed. 20 over messages in half a day.

Yes Boon Chee, you are a bit slow. The answer is 'Hole' but this is no ordinary hole, to fill you in, just in case:

- KF - the hole is HOT
- SP - it got me HIGH, it is HIP, and you can HUG it.
- Tail - it was a HARD work.
- Au Chee - this hole got smell.
- Wong Sir - this hole is rated G, very clean, no smell one. And you old hacks better behave yourself, otherwise 班长 is going to 抄名 and 笑长 going to 打你屁股。And the aunties are listening too - you not malu kah?

Oh - it reminded me - I was the 班长 of 4S1, for no other reasons than that all the eligible good boys are already chosen to be 学长。I don't think I served any useful purpose being a 班长, but I did get to go to a government sponsored trip to KL because of my 'status'.
Phew. What a day :-)


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