Do you recognise this 1978er ??
He is not responding !!
Where is he ?
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
A Lady Wish List
What I want in my Man - Original List: (age 26-31)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What I Want in a My Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What I Want in a My Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I 'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a My Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a My Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where the bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods 
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a My Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
THE SAM TET MISSING PERSONS UNIT
TALI HAS BEEN NAMED THE CHIEF COMMISSIONER of the Missing Persons Unit, judging from his excellent handiwork of late of trying to find the missing comrades! Very well done Tali. 拍手， 拍手！！！
In return for his good work we also award Tali by having his FAVOURITE MONKEY on the wanted list ..... so that he could feel that his work has been duly justified??!!
Here we go ..... LONG LIVE TALI, again well done. Hopefully we find these missing persons!!!!
While we are on the subject of Tali and his monkeys, I have got this special one on TALI for you as well. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In return for his good work we also award Tali by having his FAVOURITE MONKEY on the wanted list ..... so that he could feel that his work has been duly justified??!!
Here we go ..... LONG LIVE TALI, again well done. Hopefully we find these missing persons!!!!
While we are on the subject of Tali and his monkeys, I have got this special one on TALI for you as well. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, SON!!!
The Missing Guys
We have been trying to locate a few more missing guys from the class of '78. Hopefully, with this new gimmick- photofunia, these missing guys can be located. Of course, we need all the other guys' help to look up for them.
We are really looking forward to the BIG REUNION in April 2010 !
CHEERS !
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Aus Pilot Wanted
CAPTAIN: ” WAH TALI 搞死我！“ But very good work on the missing persons. We now name you CHIEF COMMISSIONER OF THE MISSING PERSONS UNIT
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
The Pilot Story...It May, or May Not be True
The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. 'It will be waiting for you at the airport!' he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, 'Let's go! Let's go!' The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
'Fly over the north side of the fire,' said the photographer, 'and make three or four low level passes.
''Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!' said the photographer with great exasperation.
After a long pause the pilot said, 'You mean you're not my flying instructor ?'
Monday, July 27, 2009
More on Discrimination
Another one from Captain : -
An Indian goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths (a grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. The Indian goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
Next week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the Manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and immediately takes it out. He shouts at the Indian, " What the F*** is this? Is this shit, you idiot? "
The Indian calmly replies, “Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper.”
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Best Divorce Letter.... Ever !!
Captain's choice of divorce letter : ( Australian's way )
Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your Ex-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together ! Have a great life!
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your Ex-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together ! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ' You look just like a girl ! ' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers : I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for ar eason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said thatthe letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ' You look just like a girl ! ' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers : I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for ar eason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said thatthe letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
Listen Carefully
Captain has been complaining about my new love , saying my contribution to the 78ers blog has been dropping dramatically ! I'll leave that matter for you all to find out the truth. Anyway, this posting is done on behalf of Captain ( he's too lazy to write after turning 49 ! ).
Captain's dancing to joy that he's turned 49 & has not written anything to the blog this month.
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath."Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says verySlowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very carefully ...A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says verySlowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very carefully ...A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Captain's dancing to joy that he's turned 49 & has not written anything to the blog this month.
CAPTAIN: Listen very carefully ..... I have been busy sending new materials to our TaliPoon for his NEW LOVE. If you wish to find out what the "apple of his eyes" is ..... Please ask him!!!
哈哈哈！THE CLUES ARE THESE MONKEYS!!!
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Getting Old (er )
OMG ! Is these going to happen to us ???? Getting Old(er) !
KM : Was listening to KH yesterday and looking at my BOTTOM. OH ! My Dear ! Is this going to happen to us? Shit !
Captain : It's a fact of LIFE ! It happens to KM earlierr than other 1978ers!
Tali : What ? Who fart ?
CHUT CHUT: 阿嚒，阿嚒！
KM : Hee ! Hee ! Hee !
Tali : Ha ! Ha ! Ha !
Captain : Ho ! Ho ! Ho !
鸡屎 ：咯 ! 咯 ! 咯 !
KM : Was listening to KH yesterday and looking at my BOTTOM. OH ! My Dear ! Is this going to happen to us? Shit !
Captain : It's a fact of LIFE ! It happens to KM earlierr than other 1978ers!
Tali : What ? Who fart ?
CHUT CHUT: 阿嚒，阿嚒！
KM : Hee ! Hee ! Hee !
Tali : Ha ! Ha ! Ha !
Captain : Ho ! Ho ! Ho !
鸡屎 ：咯 ! 咯 ! 咯 !
Monday, July 13, 2009
The 2010 Party is On !
The plan of having a Big Party for the STOBA 78ers in the years of 2010 , in celebarting these 78ers for turning 50 years old, and also an opportunity to meet each other after so many years of ' separation ', has been well received by the 78ers.
The 1st proposed date was on 16th February 2010 which is the 2nd day of Chinese New Year ( thinking most of the 78ers should be back in Ipoh ). But the feedback wasn't so encouraging & even the Organising Chairman from Australia would not be able to attend this function.
After rounds of discussions, we ( Ipoh Mari ) have much pleasure to be appointed the organising commitee & has hereby scheduled the following date for the Big Event : -
Saturday - 10th April, 2010
We wish all the 78ers could schedule this date & come to meet your fellow 78ers in Ipoh !
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Mate, You Don't Owe 78er an Apology
Dear Mate,
Chut-Chut replied :
TALI : Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Chut-Chut ，跟你开玩笑 ! 不要生气哦 !
I don’t think anybody can be held accountable for something that this going to be 50 years old STOB did. While I understand the 
plight that you have to go through , I don’t think you owe anybody an apology. The way you handled the Blog – of facing it squeamishly, not giving in to the temptation of FAB power, is setting a shining example for all 78ers. If anything at all, everybody who ever participated in this blog in any form owes you an apology. I am one who should offer you an apology. I am one who lost counts on the number of times in which I think of sex ‘on the spot’ . I am one who participated in and propagated and the culture of STOB in this Blog. I knew how easy it is to give in to the temptation of doing it the easy way. Your example put me to shame. It should put many people to shame. But I also like to let you know that I have stopped doing that ( thinking of sex 140 times a week ). It took me almost half a month to learn some fundamental things about not going to think about it, not taking the easy way out, and realize ' thinking without action ' is wrong. It feels good to do so, but for the first time in my life I felt a sense of satisfaction. For that I have to thank you for being the pioneer. It is primarily about going beyond our mindset so that we can collectively and cooperatively provide a unsafe and insane circumstance for the Blog.
plight that you have to go through , I don’t think you owe anybody an apology. The way you handled the Blog – of facing it squeamishly, not giving in to the temptation of FAB power, is setting a shining example for all 78ers. If anything at all, everybody who ever participated in this blog in any form owes you an apology. I am one who should offer you an apology. I am one who lost counts on the number of times in which I think of sex ‘on the spot’ . I am one who participated in and propagated and the culture of STOB in this Blog. I knew how easy it is to give in to the temptation of doing it the easy way. Your example put me to shame. It should put many people to shame. But I also like to let you know that I have stopped doing that ( thinking of sex 140 times a week ). It took me almost half a month to learn some fundamental things about not going to think about it, not taking the easy way out, and realize ' thinking without action ' is wrong. It feels good to do so, but for the first time in my life I felt a sense of satisfaction. For that I have to thank you for being the pioneer. It is primarily about going beyond our mindset so that we can collectively and cooperatively provide a unsafe and insane circumstance for the Blog. ( Ed : This is an altered version of a posting in Chut-Chut's blog. Please refer the original version in his blog. Sorry for making fun at your posting, mate. )
Chut-Chut replied :
You don’t owe me an apology , mate. But gratitude and appreciation I have plenty for you.
I don't know where you are now ( referring those silent majority of the 78ers ) , but I hope one day I can have a drink with you. I hope soon you will be able to come out of hiding ; where you and your family will be welcomed by us. I hope soon we can provide you with a great welcome party so that we can have a memorable get together . STOBA 78ers' power ultimately is beyond the political agenda. It is primarily about going beyond our tribal mindset so that we can collectively and cooperatively provide a fun & enjoyable environment for all.
I don't know where you are now ( referring those silent majority of the 78ers ) , but I hope one day I can have a drink with you. I hope soon you will be able to come out of hiding ; where you and your family will be welcomed by us. I hope soon we can provide you with a great welcome party so that we can have a memorable get together . STOBA 78ers' power ultimately is beyond the political agenda. It is primarily about going beyond our tribal mindset so that we can collectively and cooperatively provide a fun & enjoyable environment for all.
TALI : Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Chut-Chut ，跟你开玩笑 ! 不要生气哦 !
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