Meow are you ?
Friday, August 21, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
This One for the 78er Uncles
One night, after the older couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back, " I found the remote!"
哈 ! 哈 ! 哈 ! 哈 !
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Hello From U.K.
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Another STOBA 78er, based in UK now.
He is the latest find of the 78er Missing Persons Commission.
Saying ' Hello ' to everyone all the way from UK.
And he says that he has not changed much over the 30+ years !
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
James Wong
( sorry about this blur-blur picture, but that's the way to show the true colour of James Wong )
This James Wong is an old classmate of mine during the secondary school. We have lost contact for more than 30 years. Catching up with him in the last few months & obviously he is very supportive to our group mail. He would on & off send in some cool jokes . Claiming himself as a nut towards the computer tech, he is yet to forward his cool stuff into our group blog yet.
He was nicknamed ' toothless tiger ' in those days & he has now became a fierce tiger, biting you silently with his hilarous jokes. Some of them are too sexy that I can't reprint them in my blog !
He has been coming back to his hometown very often and we used to have ' snow beer ' sessions in the older part of the town. ( hey, he is a good drinker ! )
It just popped into my mind while laughing through his jokes tonite : there are so much of similarity of this James Wong to that late James Wong ( 黄沾, 又名不文沾 ) of Hong Kong ! 搞笑一派 ! Is it just a coincidence or he purposely take that same name ??
Monday, August 3, 2009
A Very Touching Moment !
Year : 1975
Situation : Last day of school
Arjun Singh and Pargat Singh are very close friends. The whole school talked about their friendship. They had been friends right from their kindergarten days. They have studied together, roamed around together, sat together in school, ate together. They both wanted to become Police officials and serve the country.But today was a day they always dreaded. It was their last day together.
On their way back from School Arjun started talking.
Arjun : " Bro! I am moving to a different city to study. I will miss you , man "
Pargat: " I will miss you too mate. But nothing can break our friendship. We will at least meet once every year. "
Arjun: " Yes , that is a deal. "
And they parted with tears in their eyes... As time went by, both got busy with their work life. They kept their promise for two years and after that they moved on with their own lives and in the process Arjun lost his contact with Pargat. Time went by and both became Police Officers.
Year: 2009
Venue: The Police station where Arjun works
Tring... Tring... Arjun picks up the call and he gets a pleasant surprise...
"Is this Arjun?" "Yes. Who is on the line?" " Bro. Its Pargat! I just found out that you are posted in this station" Tear drops welled up Arjun's eyes .
Arjun: " Where are you? "
Pargat: " I am standing outside the Police station. Come Out ! "
Arjun: " Is it? I am coming right away ! "
Arjun rushed out of the Police station and saw Pargat standing outside. They were seeing each other for the first time after thirty years. He wanted to go and hug his friend. But he could not hug his friend.
It was a very touching moment for both of them :
Have you ever seen a touching moment like this?
A 78er : Hey ! Tali . I am also very TOUCHING one leh ! Hee ! Hee !
Friday, July 31, 2009
Thursday, July 30, 2009
A Lady Wish List
What I want in my Man - Original List: (age 26-31)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What I Want in a My Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What I Want in a My Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I 'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What I Want in a My Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a My Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where the bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods 
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a My Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
THE SAM TET MISSING PERSONS UNIT
TALI HAS BEEN NAMED THE CHIEF COMMISSIONER of the Missing Persons Unit, judging from his excellent handiwork of late of trying to find the missing comrades! Very well done Tali. 拍手， 拍手！！！
In return for his good work we also award Tali by having his FAVOURITE MONKEY on the wanted list ..... so that he could feel that his work has been duly justified??!!
Here we go ..... LONG LIVE TALI, again well done. Hopefully we find these missing persons!!!!
While we are on the subject of Tali and his monkeys, I have got this special one on TALI for you as well. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In return for his good work we also award Tali by having his FAVOURITE MONKEY on the wanted list ..... so that he could feel that his work has been duly justified??!!
Here we go ..... LONG LIVE TALI, again well done. Hopefully we find these missing persons!!!!
While we are on the subject of Tali and his monkeys, I have got this special one on TALI for you as well. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, SON!!!
The Missing Guys
We have been trying to locate a few more missing guys from the class of '78. Hopefully, with this new gimmick- photofunia, these missing guys can be located. Of course, we need all the other guys' help to look up for them.
We are really looking forward to the BIG REUNION in April 2010 !
CHEERS !
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Aus Pilot Wanted
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CAPTAIN: ” WAH TALI 搞死我！“ But very good work on the missing persons. We now name you CHIEF COMMISSIONER OF THE MISSING PERSONS UNIT
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